May 2013
32 posts
hiddles-girl:
-sunflowerseeds:
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
April 2013
7 posts
me: okay it's 7 am
me: I should get up
me: just five seconds
me: five minutes
me: five hours
me: five days
me: five years
March 2013
5 posts
Dancing at a party →
sodamnrelatable:
All the guys are like:
All the girls are like:
And then there’s me:
February 2013
16 posts
when my phone doesn't have enough battery to let...
sodamnrelatable:
free-l0ve:
merryslutmas:
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can here each others pulse.
this is embarrassingly...